Sunday Bloody Sunday

Holy shit! It’s a Sunday, was my first thought when I woke up this morning errrr I mean afternoon. To tell you the truth, I absolutely hate Sundays. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Coz they have this strange feel to them which makes me feel extremely lazy and lethargic. Uninspiring; they kill my creativity. Destroy me and put me to the ground… Now wait, do not judge! I’m not a workaholic and I certainly do enjoy holidays. But holidays are way more fun if you know that everybody else is working and you are the only one chilling out. I know you what are thinking. You think I’m a sadist. But trust me everyone is, in one way or the other. Now you think I’m cynical. Don’t you have a PhD in passing judgments?

So anyways I decided to come up with a few things that one could to do in order to make Sundays better. I’m not a tyrant so I won’t force you to follow my advice, but trust me you’ll be miserable if you don’t. I hope so, so that you realize how right I was… STOP JUDGING ME!!!

Follow these steps

1. Wake up as early as possible. Preferably around 6:00Am.

2. Try to find a part time job, on which you only have to work on Sundays.

3. Don’t go for a very heavy breakfast. I’d say don’t have breakfast at all. Stay hungry. Those poor people of Africa can do that. Why can’t you? It’s not that difficult I tell you.

4. If you had breakfast, then skip lunch.

5. If you don’t feel like skipping lunch, then again think about the poor people of Africa we talked about in step 3. Imagine a poor hungry African kid, and you’ll probably feel a lot better.

6. Spend your Sunday evening like any other weekday and your day is made. *cheers*

7. End your Sunday like any other normal day of the week.

Oh and if imagining somebody worse off (like the poor hungry African kid in step 5), makes you feel better then probably you actually are a sadist. But don’t worry; there is nothing wrong with it. Being sadist doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person. Don’t judge yourself. =)

Enjoy your Sundays!!!